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English.. You think its EASY... (Part 1)

Thursday, March 18, 2010 Posted by Bikram


English is a crazy language, same words have different Pronunciations and meanings here are a few :)


1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.



11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?



and Yayyyyyyyyy this time i made 20 points.. So please don't say i cant get 20 :)

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10 Response to "English.. You think its EASY... (Part 1)"

  1. Sandhya Says:

    I got this in email yesterday, hahaha! It is really funny, so many similar words. Reminded me of Dharmendra (Chupke chupke)!

  2. Raj - Only name sake !! Says:

    Wow a very nice list :)

  3. Gaurav Says:

    Nice list.

    Learning English gives some people nightmares.

  4. Insignia Says:

    English is a phunny language!! You can find some amazing take on English in my blog under "Languages" category. Do visit it, I am sure you will enjoy :-)

  5. Neha Says:

    oh yeah..do read insignia's posts..they are damn hilarious..

    I got this mail too :P :D

  6. BK Chowla, Says:

    A mail on similar lines is floating around for a while now.
    It is interesting , though.

  7. smitzy Says:

    hehehe nicee!! I have read these before but still they make me laugh :D

  8. Chandrika Shubham Says:

    A good collection. Thanks for sharing. :)

  9. Bikram Says:

    Hey guys Thank you everyone .. I am glad all you guys liked it ..

  10. The Holy Lama Says:

    NIce lil collection