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Funny Emails :- Must Read

Saturday, December 25, 2010 Posted by Bikram
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :


Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.


That's MUMBAI


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Scenario 2


Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on  their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. 


You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!


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Scenario 3


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.


That's DELHI


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Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.


That's AHMEDABAD


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Scenario 5


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

That's BANGALORE


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Scenario 6


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..

Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI


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Scenario 7


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA


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Scenario 8


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting".

That's KERALA !


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Scenario 09


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along and declares curfew. All run away in search of way to home.


You are in HYDERABAD THE GREAT!!!


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And the best one is ....


Scenario 10


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.  Cheersssssssssssss




You are in GOA !!!



Add your own :) if any.... Go on.. I am sure you will have loads to talk about some other places....














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